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Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by sandeep1236 (Sandeep Rath)

sandeep1236 (Sandeep Rath) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:04:42 +0000

http://neoindian.org/2010/03/12/the-sign-outside-neos-office-cube/ #amazing @neo_indian I love the point “I’m agnostic abt MBAs”…ROTFL..

Comment on 12 terrible things to say in your job interview in India by vinodhbalaji (Vinodh Balaji)

vinodhbalaji (Vinodh Balaji) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:58:29 +0000

hilarious – http://neoindian.org/2009/05/12/12-terrible-things-to-say-in-your-job-interview-in-india/

Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by Solilo

Solilo — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:33:53 +0000

Saar, neenga engeyo poyiteenge. Will let you know when I find the meaning of that line. )

No Grapes in the lunch box. You can never trust these colleagues.

As for #9, can you please CC it to 10 people and lord will give you more such great ideas.

Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by shubh

shubh — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:06:01 +0000

#8 and not everynoe likes banana chips…

Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by links for 2010-03-12 « Unjustly

links for 2010-03-12 « Unjustly — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:34:08 +0000

[...] The sign outside Neo’s office cube | neoIndian – Confessions of a newly returned Indian Thank you for visiting my cube. I am very friendly, but please: before you knock, slap me on my back, attempt to strangulate me to gain my attention, or pull out my earphones from my ears, please read this: 1. I have the same calendar system as you – so I probably already know I’m late for the meeting. If you still see me here, it’s because if I don’t fix this, I’m getting fired, which will make me even more late for the meeting. 2. If I want you to read the email I’m typing, you will know it very soon because I’ll include you in the Cc list, thus enabling you to read the email in the comfort of your own cube. 14. I really can’t do justice to open-ended questions like “so what are you working on nowadays?”. Mostly because I don’t know the answer. Nor does my boss. 19. I have no plans to go back to the US as of now. I promise to update this document if that changes. (tags: office business work workplace humor satire india nri) [...]

Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by Lazy Pineapple

Lazy Pineapple — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:40:39 +0000

hehee…this is hilarious

Colleagues are so nosy and pretend that they care about you.All the while holding a dagger to stab you in the back.

About greasy fingers touching the screen…less said the better.

Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by Anindita Basu

Anindita Basu — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:34:54 +0000

Erm, planning to sell this as posters? In sizes 1024 x 768, 800 x 600, etc.?

Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by gauri

gauri — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:29:49 +0000

Saar,

Your poster is cute and all that, but when no one’s looking, would you kindly return that highlighter you used for #17 to the stationery room?

Also, I found some smudged copies of this in the printer tray. Since this doesn’t say anywhere that your son isn’t an artist, I got all spare paper for him to draw on the blank side (while you draw a blank on the side).

Many thanks.

PS: Have you noticed, ever since you put this poster up, all our esteemed colleagues have stopped bringing grapes in their lunch box?

Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by Poonam

Poonam — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:27:15 +0000

Quite good.

Most of them universal at work. And Nikhil is so bang on with his additions. And Surekha’s last point.

Maybe I should now take a print-out of this post using the office printer and pass on to others

Comment on The sign outside Neo’s office cube by In love with my life

In love with my life — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:15:32 +0000

30. I am not the in house chemist. Questions pertaining to availability of any medicines will be ignored.

31.If i gave a print command, i will collect it. Please refrain from calling out from the end of the corridor to check if it is mine.

This is fun!