You can put an Indian back in India, but the taxes can be a nightmare – just one of the lessons Neo learned after he moved to India in 2006. He has also learned to not be alarmed when someone says, “I’m going to pass out soon,” and that there is no need to refresh cricinfo.com during a cricket match – just turn on the TV!

With all the time that he now saves by outsourcing his road-rage to the driver, Neo gets to spend several minutes a month thinking about Indian values, about what it means to say that you’re proud to be an Indian, and the possiblity that, while men are from Mars, women might actually be from Pluto.

But enough about Neo (for now). Should you move to India ? If you are already in India, should you be leaving ? What possible mental condition could cause a pseudonymous blogger to write about himself in the third-person ? These are the sorts of questions that Neo escapes from asking himself.

So subscribe to the RSS feed or follow Neo on Twitter. It’s cheaper, and more fun than moving to India, or doing your taxes.

Probably.

- neo at neoindian dot org

PS: After his stay in Bangalore, Neo is thinking of retiring to a place that’s cheaper and quieter – like New York City.