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Category: culture | Tags: Bollywood, desi, dialogues, feminism, funny, Hindi, humor, indian, movies 37 comments »
December 7th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Shabbaash bete! Aaj tumne woh kaam kar dikhaya jo humarein blog-khandan mein kissi ne nahi kiya. Mai…mai…..[this is where you're supposed to play a loud whamp in G major]
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December 7th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Sab oopar waale ki kripa hai. Besides, maine aapka namak khaya hai too!
-Neo
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December 9th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
goli mat khaana!!
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December 11th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Hahahaha Gauri.
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December 7th, 2009 at 11:35 am
You give the term “gainfully employed” a new meaning. But I have one criticism of this otherwise-funny post. How come these Hindi film dialogues can exist with nobody ever breaking into a song? Whattay mishtake, Neo!
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December 7th, 2009 at 11:59 am
1. I’ve always wanted to learn inkscape. I’m something of an “official vague diagram drawer for powerpoint presentations” specialist.
2. Songs are so clichéd! Oh wait, I see your point.
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December 7th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Neo, doctor one should be like this: Maine injection de diya hai, subah tak inhe hosh nahi aaya to..Inhe ab daw ki nahi dua ki jarurat hai.
Dad: Teri shaadi usse nahi hogi jisse tu pyar karti hai, balki usse hogi jisse “”mein pyar karta hun”"!! Seriously?? This is against Indian culture!
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December 7th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Poonam,
LOL. Yes how could I forget the dawa vs dua thing ?
The “Teri shaadi usse nahi hogi jisse tu pyar karti hai, balki usse hogi jisse mein pyar karta hun” line is actually from Utpal Datt in Golmaal.
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December 9th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
absolutely!! What a classic!!
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December 7th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
“maa, main college me 1st aya hoon”
(oh sorry, lagta hai gaana gate gate thoda sa late ho geya… already 3 comments aa geya… koi gal nei…)
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Desininja,
Welcome and thanks for reading!
-N
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December 9th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
ladki aur college mein first?! Ho hi nahin sakta!!!
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December 7th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
How dare you write a post on Hindi movie dialogues without mention of the legendary “Kumbh ka Mela”?? Aaj se theekh bees saal pehle hum Kumbh ke mele me bichhad gaye thhe – dont you remember my god-tell-me-how-in-this-whole-wide-world-can-we-be-twins judwaa bhai???
I broke into such howls of laughter on reading this that I ppl around me might drag me to a mental asylum. An hence, one more smart one and I’m blocking you (if you know where this is coming from
).
Say, that will also give you publicity – so lets split the spoils. “aadhe kaam se pehle; baaki kaam ke baad”. Please Please agree to this deal .. “warna meri andhi maa aur boodhi behen ka kya hoga??” (oops .. the adjectives of maa and behen have been transposed .. pls excuse maadi
)
Last but not the least .. mai tumhaare liye dil to kya .. jaan bhi de sakta hun (no .. not YOU silly .. that was just a dialogue
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Hi Kiran,
You know, you seem to have so much material on this subject, are you subconsciously admitting to a Hindi movie addiction ?
(asked the guy who spent most of Sunday drawing a flowchart of Hindi movie dialogues
)
-N
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December 8th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Hey Neo,
“so much material”?? Dude, that was just a trailer .. we haven’t even touched upon “Alibag waala bangla” or “theek baara baje paise leke hanuman mandir ke peeche aa jaana” or “hoshiyar agar police ko khabar karne ki koshish kee tho” .. or even “mai tumhaara ye ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhool paaongi” ..
And oh..we have left the court dialogues untouched – “Bayaano ko madte nazar rakhthe hue ye adalat XYZ ko baaizzat bari karti hai” .. or “umr kaid ki sazaa deti hai” ..
We clearly have a long way to go dont we
asked the guy who spent most of Sunday drawing a flowchart of Hindi movie dialogues
Heehee – EXACTLY
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Kutte kameeney…
mogambo khush hua
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Pradeep,
Hathyar phek do! Pulis ne tumhein chaaro taraf se gher liya hai!
-N
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Nice! Is this your own chart, or did someone else make it?
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
phillygrrl,
I made it!
I spent like 3 long hours on SundayIt was easy!-N
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December 9th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
duh!!
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December 7th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Ridiculous and true indeed!!! Now we wait for the boy’s story – Kutte Kamine Mein Tera Khoon Pi jaoonga!!!
Hilarious stuff Neo!
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December 7th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
btw, that shakti kapoor dialog – isnt that Ajit’s?
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December 9th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Awesome .
But how hard did you work for this ? And how did you get the time ? 
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December 9th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
just amazing!!! This deserves to be digitally framed!!!
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December 11th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Bhagwan is missing.
‘Aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga. Aaj mangti hoon. Kya isi liye maine saare vrat rakhe? Bolo Bolo’ -Bell Bell Bell……..-
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December 17th, 2009 at 3:48 am
NAhiiiiiiiiiii ye nahi ho sakta
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December 18th, 2009 at 4:59 am
hahahahahahaha! yours is surely one of the funniest blogs i have ever read!
great work! (am still clutching my stomach and laughing!)
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December 18th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Thanks!
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January 4th, 2010 at 2:31 am
25 ridiculously clichéd Hindi film dialogues that tell you the even more clichéd story of an Indian girl http://bit.ly/5DTAWA
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February 1st, 2010 at 7:51 am
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February 1st, 2010 at 11:03 am
[...] 25 Ridiculously Cliched Hindi Film Dialogues That Tell You Even More Clichéd Story of a Indian Girl [...]
February 1st, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Brilliant!!!
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February 5th, 2010 at 5:26 am
Heheh.. Damn funny post.
Had a fun time
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February 17th, 2010 at 11:49 am
ye ladka to heera hai heera!
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March 3rd, 2010 at 6:50 am
Sooo funny and true! – 25 ridiculously clichéd Hindi film dialogues… http://bit.ly/5DTAWA (blog post by @neo_indian)
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March 3rd, 2010 at 6:57 am
RT @renu19: 25 ridiculously clichéd Hindi film dialogues… http://bit.ly/5DTAWA (blog post by @neo_indian)
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March 3rd, 2010 at 3:37 pm
RT Too funny! @renu19 25 ridiculously clichéd Hindi film dialogues… http://bit.ly/5DTAWA (blog post by @neo_indian)
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