The real reason to move to India
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Two words – mangoes. Actually that’s one word. But who’s counting ? Neo just finished his first Alphonso of the season.
Quick question – Does a mango need to be disfigured, mixed with oil and asafoetida and humiliated into being part of a mango thokku ? Does a mango need a thokku ? If God wanted us to eat mango thokku, he would have made mango thokku trees, wouldn’t he ?
Yes, Neo might be an atheist, but he is religious about mangoes. And with all due respects to Aunt Padma, this time she has gone too far. So now Neo is encouraging all true mango believers to eat as many mangoes as possible this season, to prevent the thokku-worshippers from getting any.