Good one . Even though , I don’t think there is a heaven or hell . Just a way to frighten people to follow your pack .

If you are an atheist, does it even matter to you if you talk about God and if you have to prove to others about God and his/her non-existence? The more and more you try to prove there is no God, you will actually end up refining your definition and picturization of God, so that you disprove his/her existence and end up talking more about God as opposed to an Atheist’s fundamental belief that there is no God.

In my young – feral days.. we had a list for what kinda ho gives the best head.. if memory serves.. the “non conformists opposed to organized religion” but “deeply spiritual” won hands down.

On the same note.. my alcoholic – pothead – serial fornicating buddy’s secret path to poon heaven were zodiac signs…. and quasi religious mumbo jumbo inter-spliced with new age spirituality.. his guiding principle was – if she is delusional enough to believe she’s compatible with someone based on the month they were born.. she’s suck anything.. it seems to have served him well…

Also – its not a great time to bring up atheism when she’s saying “Oh God” in bed. (Not that I would know. Just sayin.)

Let me rephrase (Warning!! – Sweeping generalization ahead!) – much like the dried out old coot in the video above.. atheist tend to be old – obese – balding men (and their hags) desperately trying to be funny and relevant in a world that’s focused on getting laid and humping the next thing that walks by.

Hot chicks have religion, especially the slutty – skanky ones.

Try picking up that buxom babe with “Hey! Wanna do the freaky deaky with a bonafied – certified card carrying atheist?” and she’ll probably try to convert you into her ridiculous belief system.. if not outright bite your nads off.

To pass on your genes and not be the evolutionary dead end who’s one minor contribution was really really bad code and grammatically incorrect prose and irreverent humor clogging up the internet..you’re better off feigning religion till you get married and start getting some poon on a semi regular basis..

Evolution / Darwinism dictates you feign religion till you have gotten lucky and procreated.. you are then free to shoot your mouth off and do what you want.. by then you’ve served your purpose and become genetically irreverent anyways… Thus everyone wins!

Long live the Charade!

1. You’d think in 2009, God would at least be contributing to his wikipedia page. I mean, its bad enough that God doesn’t help children who are dying of AIDS through no fault of their own, but – we’d appreciate at least an accurate website.

2. If I think I’m delusional can I really be delusional ? Because the first criteria is 100% certainty. If I can even concede the possibility that I’m delusional, then it means I can’t be 100% sure of what I saw. Which makes me not delusional. Which means now I’m sure it happened! Which takes me back to delusional! What have you done to me!!

3. ROFL – Its like “God has everything planned perfectly, but let me totally disrespect him by asking him to completely change it just for me. Please God, can you speed up my Amazon order?”

PS: Thanks for that correction. I always suspected that there’s more to “blondes” than meets the eye!